Monday, September 8, 2014

shanghai OPEN


Hello,


Here are the motions from the recently-concluded inaugural Shanghai International Debate Open. The Adj Core comprised of Zheng Bo, Mai Mokhsein, Chanel Chan and TJ.

Preliminary Rounds

1) This House regrets the celebritisation of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

2) This House supports a match-making industry where parents "shop" for the spouses of their children.

3) This House believes that governments should never pay ransom to terrorists for hostage taking.

4) This House would offer lighter sentences to criminals in exchange for information about crimes committed by their criminal syndicate.

5) This House believes that countries should be responsible for civil aviation tragedies that happen in their airspace.

6) This House would ban the use of civilian drones.

Knockout Rounds

Quarterfinal

You are a high school teacher in love with your 16-year old. She initiated and actively pursued the romance. You have, on several occasions, rejected her pursuit. This House, as the teacher, would date the student.

Semifinal

This House believes that the Police must not bear arms.

Final

This House believes that the International Criminal Court should prosecute the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for hate crimes against Palestinians.

Adj-Core Favorite

The time now is 2016. In response to a failed attempt to assassinate Kim Jong Un, conducted by a retired South Korean marine, North Korea decided to declare war.

This House believes that the Chinese Government should join the war to support North Korea. 

Monday, August 25, 2014

traversing the WOODS


Another lazy lazy Saturday. Plenty of procrastination, career fantasy roleplaying (never gets old!), cherishing the one random Quora upvote and three more movies. 

I have never been much of a movie person. Well, I have never been an anything person. But, in any conversation, I always manage to surprise ALL my friends with the list of movies I have missed. I confess – I haven’t watched Titanic, Jurassic Park and the older releases of most Super/Bat/Ironman/James Bond stories. In fact, I can count all the times I have been to a theatre (before Singapore) with my two hands – and still have enough fingers to chopstick-eat my noodles. 

However, this is changing. With so much free time in Shanghai during the weekends, I am making a concerted effort to overcome my movie gulf (traversing the unknown woods of Hollywood, Bollywood, Kollywood). Some of the movies I enjoyed a lot in the last two months – Shawshank Redemption, Now You See Me, Inglorious Basterds, Kedi Billa Killadi Ranga, A Beautiful Mind, Tenali Raman, Dhoni and Transformers (with friends at the Cinema – needless to write, first Transformers movie). 




Today’s movies were – Inception, Shaadi ke Side Effects and Rang de Basanti. Inception was cool, innovative but being the novice movie watcher, I found myself lost in the details of how Inception worked. Shaadi ke Side Effects was an interesting, entertaining, unintellectual movie, Farhan Akhtar’s parental anecdotes had me in fits of laughter – that my roommate found it prudent to check on my mental wellbeing. Rang de Basanti is probably my favorite movie of today’s picks, for several reasons not limited to – an engaging, refreshing, resonating story, nice music and Alice Patten’s smile. 

Despite 20+ movies recently, I know – I still got a long way to go to appreciate the wonders that’s cinema. If there’s any movie you think I shouldn’t absolutely miss, leave it as a comment. 

P.S: Rest in Peace, Robin Williams. Sadly, I didn’t know him until he passed away (except as Washington in Night at the Museum). Maybe, I will watch his movies tomorrow.

Monday, August 18, 2014

goodbye, old friend

Dear lappu,

As curtains come down on your extraordinary work life, here are a few final nice words. 

You have always been a fighter - you survived countless ordeals and came back strong each time. You braved the tortures of Sham Shui Po, multiple falls from considerable heights and innumerable open-heart surgeries courtesy your ever-accompanying screwdriver buddies. Yet, you always rose up strong and managed to accomplish most things.

You were such an entertainer - you had people breaking up every time you dealt with a xebra, cxar or Ximbabwe. 

You were a facilitator - you spurred me to write this blog. You aided me bond with some of my best friends. You allowed me to create and follow my dreams.  

You have been a wonderful companion - lying quietly at the corner of my bed - always there for me when things became difficult. 

You have been a great wingman - allowing me to stalk high school/university crushes and say "hi!" without the nervousness of real-life. 

You were my pilot to exciting new worlds - despite your shortcomings (and there are quite a few of them), you were crucial in my internship offers, debate stuff and research experiences.

You taught me to overcome constraints - you were never the fanciest thing the world of technology had to offer. You had your fair share of tantrums. People found you cranky and hard to use. But, you taught me to - stop grumbling and make do with what I have. You taught me that the weakest among us still have qualities worth cherishing and defending. You taught me - sometimes, putting along with a temperamental thing may not be so bad after all.   

After your mousepad decided to call it quits, I have been thinking - maybe you should take your hard-earned retirement after so long. Maybe, younger systems should deal with the mess that is computing. Maybe, you should take a vacation to Singapore/Hawaii/Europe, visit a beach town, sit back, relax, sip a martini and take in the fresh air. 

Goodbye, old friend. You will be missed. 

Thursday, August 14, 2014

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Ni Hao Ma!

Hello from my new chocolate-wrapper-strewn digs at Shanghai. Agreed, I seem to have grown a virtual beard of non-writing but hopefully, things will brighten up starting now. 

I am currently an SDET intern at Microsoft Shanghai in the Zizhu campus. So far, I have worked on testing frameworks, performance testing, data pipelines (which warrants an entire tragedy post by itself) and now figuring out Hadoop for Microsoft HDInsight. 

It has been quite an interesting journey so far. I have been learning every single day and a lot of helpful people helping me get settled. Worthy of mention is Sheldon, Charles, Rodge (the Meri expert), Jingfei (for teaching me all about Github and tolerating my stupid questions) and my current mentor - Yun Hu. My usual summer cycle of hope-frustration-sleep-inspiration is happening in full flow. I come to office nicely rested, get this nice brainwave, and yesterday's problem gets fixed. Two hours later, I get bogged down by a new issue and go home racking my head about it. Sometimes, it make me yearn for the safe comforting environment that is university life but recently, following several Quora posts, I'm learning to accept "life sucks" and starting to deal with it. I have also been visiting the gym enough for the trainers to recognise me, so life's not too bad, eh? 

I am also on the Microsoft Intern Management Committee as its Chief Evangelist and hopefully, we are able to dole out some fun events for the interns to attend. 

P.S: Sometimes, I question the purpose of my being at such an tech-savvy organization. Then, I realize my caffeine addiction is at least benefiting the Microsoft pantry stocker. So, in this "What-is-the-purpose-of-life?" period of my life, it comforts me to know that somewhere, someone is happy because of me. 

Monday, August 19, 2013

corridors of POWER

Hello! 

I'm changing. I'm becoming more organized. I write checklists, take care of my stuff better, take a shower at least once a day. These days, when I travel, I sit down with a computer the day before, mark out places I want to visit on Google Maps, figure out how I get from Place A to Place B and no longer rely on luck and Evita to travel. I have been reading a lot of travel blogs and some of them have provided great advice for shoestring travelers like me. So, I thought I would give back to the travel community by sharing some of my own experiences. In this post, I'm going to talk about my Washington DC trip. As this post is primarily targeted at travelers targeting DC, I will try not to ramble and keep it succinct. 


1) HOW LONG SHOULD I STAY IN WASHINGTON?


This question troubled me a lot. I confess, I'm a stingy traveler and I hate spending on hotels. I left New York in a day simply because I didn't want to spend on hotels. So given my financial limitations and stubbornness potential, it was quite a trick question. However, I decided to stay the entire weekend rather than a flying visit to DC. Why this is actually a less retarded than idea than a one-day trip? 


a) You must be a certified moron to travel 450 miles by bus back-to-back. Plus, bus fares aren't cheaper than hotel rates.  


b) Ideally, appreciating Washington for all it has got, takes at least 4-5 days. Washington DC is more than Obama and White House. You may achieve brag ecstasy with your million snaps of White House and Capitol Hill dome but you will fail badly as a tourist. The Holy Grail of Washington sightseeing stays locked up behind glass panels in the dozen plus museums that dot National Mall. Each museum, if viewed properly, takes a day.  And, over the years, I have realized, museums are actually pretty cool and exciting and make a wonderful learning experience. Try out the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum and the even the worst museumophobe will hate to walk out.


2) TRAVELING TO DC


Unless you got a Rockefeller strand in your genetic code, it is always a good idea to travel cheap. You can book into Peter Pan/Greyhound from Boston to Washington DC. It is an arduous 8 hour journey, and Greyhound can toss your plans for a DLF Sixer, but you will save almost 150 USD (read: Two nights stay at the Sheraton) as compared to flying AA or traveling Amtrak. 


3) WHERE SHOULD I STAY? 


McDonalds. Starbucks. Union Station. National Mall. Wherever you like, as long as the DC Police don't mind. 

Jokes apart, it might be worthwhile to check hotwire.com. They got great deals on hotel prices. Hotels in downtown DC might be heavy on your wallet. Crystal City, which is like 15 minutes by Washington Subway from the Smithsonian, has a lot of posh hotels at affordable prices. Our room at the Sheraton costed us 75 USD for a night. 

4) PLACES TO SEE

Words of wisdom I gleaned from a blog - "Don't visit the places that look the same as in TV". Example: White House. The closest you can get is five hundred odd meters away (from the South Side at least) and it is ultra crowded and isn't worth more than five minutes of clicking away. 


Unless you are traveling from Dulles Airport, it is a sensible idea to start from US Capitol and walk down National Mall and look at the different museums. This will save you plenty of time crisscrossing Constitution Ave. and Pennsylvania Av. This is the plan we adopted. 



US Capitol Dome
a) Start off with a visit to US Capitol. Click pictures to your hearts outside the dome. Then, shutter away your cameras and walk in for the guided tour of the Capitol Hill. Given US security paranoia, it would save you a couple of dollars if you didn't bring your cool Axe deos (The security guard accurately describes it as you aren't hooking up with anyone out here), Washington DC water bottles and definitely, no weapons, etc. The security is friendly but they mean tough business. So, be forewarned. 

The guided tour is almost 45 mins approx. Our guide was a sweet middle-aged lady called Chandni. The trip starts off with an orientation movie 13 mins long (no videography allowed) and then you go up to the Rotunda where the Senate art/sculpture collection is on display. You also get to see gifts from different states to the Congress. See if you can locate your State's gift. On working days, you can actually see the Senate meetings but you need to have a pass for doing this (this is available free of cost at the Info Desk). The Capitol Store and the Cafeteria are nice places to hang out. When in the Senate, live like a Senator!


Outside Thomas Jefferson's Library
b) Visit the Library of Congress. There's a tunnel from the Capitol to the Library of Congress. According to rumors (I didn't see all of it), the Library of Congress has the biggest collection of books in the world. Some interesting don't-miss-stuff are the Gutenburg Bible, another really huge Bible and Thomas Jefferson's private library of 6000 books. 


c) Unless you are Super Man, eat. We were famished at this point of time. Although we didn't exactly do this, experiment in local cuisine. You didn't travel to DC to eat what you could have easily had at home. 


Newseum
d) Undisputedly, go visit the Newseum. The ticket for an average adult (no Medal of Honors, no Obama-chaddy-buddy, no wheelchair and no guns) is 21 dollars. And it is worth every penny. The Newseum is a museum entirely dedicated to news, press freedom, social media and journalism. Start it with a scan of the headlines in newspapers all over America and the world. The Berlin Wall, 9/11 and FBI sections have some pretty impressive stuff to watch out for (real samples from Berlin Wall, 9/11 fragments including a smashed door of a NYPD car; damaged installations from the Twin Towers and evidence from biggest FBI investigations). If you have a thing for smart pretty girls like I do, check out Camelot. Like millions of Americans in the 1960s, I lost my heart, soul, breath looking at Jacqueline Kennedy. Watch some amazing shots of JFK and Jackie in the Camelot exhibition. Other things you should check out at the Newseum are the 4-D movie about risk-taking journalists, 9/12 headline section, JFK section and press freedom wall. Go out to the top floor for a breathtaking view of the US Capitol Dome. Let the clicking away begin.

e) Skip the International Spy Museum. It is boring, juvenile and unattractive. There is an outdated glorification of James Bond included in the package. It isn't worth the 20 dollars you spend getting an entry ticket. And it definitely isn't worth wasting 2.5 hours walking around. In terms of stuff you expect from museums, the ISM is just about right. But post-Newseum-effect, the ISM is a terrible let down. 



Relive every space odyssey at the Air & Space Museum
f) Do a 360 degree flip on a F-16 simulator at the National Air and Space Museum. It is a superb experience. Worth every bit of the 8 dollars you spend and few minutes you stand waiting in the queue. You and your friend take the roles of pilot and gunner in a F-16 and you have five minutes to kill enemy airplanes. Ready, steady, fire! 

Simulators apart, the Air and Space Museum is a true delight. There is so much aviation, physics related information out there that it would be an insult not to take a look. It has got cool missile models both US and USSR style and got some awesome birds right from that flown by the Wright Brothers to Predator drones. There is simply so many exhibitions. Early aviation, Wright Brothers Exhibition, Black Pilots, Aviation races across the world, World War aviation, commercial aviation, space museum, planetarium...so much of it that you simply don't want to walk out. Screw memorials and Houses, go see the NASM. 


g) Gatecrash at the Mammal Reunion at Museum of Natural History. This is second best only to the NASM. If you loved the Night at the Museum, this is THE place for you. Re-discover evolution, decode genomics, go awww! at the Hope Diamond, explore the deepest oceans, flirt with the butterflies, say hello to dinosaurs...watch your secondary school science text book come alive. Again, this museum takes 1/2-1 day in its own right. Don't miss it! :)


h) Check out the other half a dozen museums that dot National Mall. Museum of American History, Museum of African American History (under construction), National Galleries and National Archives (visit the famed Declaration of Independence), all those Smithsonian Art Galleries. 

The one and only White House


g) Visit the walls that house and protect the most powerful One among us. Enough delays. This is probably your most anticipated building of this trip. You really want to go tell folks back home that you came this close to meeting President Obama. Try out the Pennsylvania side of the White House if you really want to see it up close. The South Side is nice and green but there is a huge garden in between you and the WH. Unless you got those cool DSLRs which every Tom Dick and Harry seems to have these days, it might be a smart idea to try the North Entrance. 


h) Others. 

Washington Monument. (currently under renovation. Nothing but a huge block of stone with a lot of historical sentiments). 
The Holocaust Museum - We wanted to go to this Museum but couldn't squeeze it in. Given America's considerable Jewish population and how informative this Museum's website is, I guess it would be a very good idea to check it out. 
Memorials - The Lincoln Memorial is historically important. As you might well be aware, Abraham Lincoln is buried here. Here's also where Martin Luther King Jr. made his "I Have A Dream" speech before 250,000 African-American supporters of racial equality in the USA. The Vietnam War Memorial & Korean War Memorial are other places worth seeing. 
Saying cheese at the US Department of Defense HQ

i) Arlington.
If you have time, cross over the Potomac and visit the massive Pentagon complex. The 9/11 Memorial for those who died at the Pentagon is worth a short visit. The security is extremely strict. Be discreet in your photos though. 


5) WOW. I READ THIS WHOLE ARTICLE AND ACTUALLY FOUND IT USEFUL. HOW CAN SHOW MY GRATITUDE?

She looks much better than this :) - Jacqueline Kennedy
I hate conclusions. I just don't know how to end writing. So, I thought I would end it with a question I didn't originally plan on including. 
If you actually read the full length of the article and want to say "Thanks", I got yet another place for you to visit. While you are at Arlington, go to the Arlington National Cemetery (sounds creepy, I know). Before you go, hunt high and low for the most beautiful roses on sale in the East Coast of the USA. Leave these flowers as a tribute at the grave of the one of the most beautiful women to have enamored my heart, Jacqueline Kennedy. Thanks :)!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

lessons from WUDC 2013

Hi there!

In this post, I will try my level best to summarize different things(adjudication, tips from seniors, good stuff I saw other debaters doing) I learnt from my days at TU, Berlin as part of the WUDC 2013. If you are a really pro debater, you probably know most, if not all, of this. If you are a newbie at debating, this post might just help you as you go on to debate at various regional/international tournaments. So, here it goes:

1) Analysis & POIs

The problem with most Asian debaters is that we tend to throw arguments at adjudicators expecting them to fully grasp what we are trying to say. While this is better than standing simply for a better part of your speech time of seven minutes, most adjudicators aren't going to love you for doing this. We did this, or rather failed to analyse properly, in our first round at WUDC. If you are OG/CG, you are going to get a lot of credit for supporting your assertions with well-explained logic. While it is easy as Opposition bench to simply nay-say whatever the Government speakers say, in the eyes of a good adjudicator, you aren't going to get too many bouquets. Instead of throwing questions/statements, make it a proper cohesive argument so that you fulfill your burden as Opposition. If you don't have much to say as Opposition, having something more than an assertion such as "This will not solve the problem" will give you more stuff to talk about and also win you accolades for analysis from the adjudication panel. We were always smart enough to think of related points, but we needed to work more on how we presented it. It sucks as hell to hear from the Chair saying "Your point about abcd would lead to this. This would lead to something else. Because of this something else, so many people would be affected. But this logic didn't come up in your speech". Just because I said analyse, don't over analyse/over contextualize. Always know when to draw a line!

Most average teams resist from taking POIs or asking POIs. Asking POIs is one of the best ways for you to stay engaged in a debate even after you are done speaking. Some POIs are pretty crucial in the sense, they target fundamental assumptions of the opposite side which when not dealt with can completely destroy their case. Unless you take POIs in your speech, you aren't giving your opposite bench to present their view of things, pose clarifications. So, ask and take POIs bravely. Don't worry, adjudicators are watching and will love you if you contribute to the engagement in a debate :)!

Post Script: If you are any of the Opening Benches, do take special effort to grab up all the points available before you. This is the only way you can prevent the Closing Benches from coming and making the annoying "The OG mentioned this in passing...but we are going to elaborate this" speeches. :)

2) Structure

It is always good to have great structure (something I'm still working on!), especially as a Whip. Always flag post. If you are a beginner, go with the "Hi! Lunch was terrible. I'm going to offer three rebuttals and two substantives. Here are my rebuttals. Bang, bang, bang. Here are my substantives. Bang, bang." This might sound boring to all those of you who love to innovate, but trust me, I've seen pro-debaters (read Pranav) adhere to this structure and it didn't do them any harm. 

A really effective way to organize your substantive point is "ASSERTION. LOGIC. EVIDENCE". Say your point, give the logic behind and provide concrete evidence so that adjudicators get convinced of the validity of your point.

Here's a tip for people with terrible structures, like me. 
a) Pair up with someone with awesome structure so that together at least 50% of what you guys say is reflected in the adjs' notes. 
b) Organise your notes really well. Have an idea of what you are actually going to say during your speech beforehand. While it might seem a cakewalk to go out there and make an impromptu 7 minute speech, it really is extremely hard to do so without messing up your speaker points for lack of clarity. If on the other hand, you draw up a structure like I have outlined during the time before the motions get released, you can fill it in later and go out there and do a decently good speech.

Also, it really helps to introduce what your partner will say/ summarize your points/your bench points at the end of the speech. It will help other teams/adjs understand the crux of your arguments in a jiffy and can help them take better cognizance of your contribution to the debate.  

3) Work as a team

In BP debating, it is all too usual for a team to come up with a motion that they have absolutely no idea about. In our case, it was the sovereign debt crisis. We had a decent idea about the Eurozone but it still floated way above our levels of understanding. When we had a motion about "THW forgive Greek sovereign debt", we managed to finish second against two decent teams. This is because when you work as a team, you might have had different academic/cultural/historical experiences and there is always bound to be something that can be used in a debate. Respect your partner and engage in constructive debate during your preparation time. Question the logic of your partner but do not under any scenario, impose your will over him/her. Two reasons why this is a terrible idea:

a) Your working relations with your partner is going from then on. For a tournament like WUDC comprising 9 round, this is a really horrible way to go forward. United we win, divided we fall :)
b) Your partner isn't going to be able to do that great a job of explaining your argument unless you really sit down and explain it to him/her.

During the debate, do set aside some place where both you and your partner can jot notes POIs, arguments, etc. Some average speakers tend to ignore particularly strong speakers from the other side. When both you and your partner are both aware of the POI and simultaneously raise up to petition the speaker, 9 on 10 times he/she is going to be intimated and pick one of you. So, it is a really wise idea to communicate your ideas during the debate.

4) Manage your time wisely

During our preparation time, until very recently, we were focused on thinking on answering the question "What else?". This can be linked to #1 where I spoke about debaters loving throwing ill-developed arguments at adjudicators. However, in our last round against St. John's NY, University of Bristol and Amherst (Motion: THW ban all political parties and require all candidates for national public office to run as independents), we realized our CG didn't have any radically different new material from us. However, they did a way better job than us in analyzing the argument which put them ahead of us.

Instead of spending your time trying to rack up new points during your 15 minutes of prep time, stop thinking after 10 minutes and focus on developing whatever you have got. Most often than not, you won't be able to think of anything else in the remaining five minutes. Also, you can leave a better impression on the adjudicator if you gave two well-elaborated arguments rather than five hanging-in-the-air inconclusive arguments.

Also, during your speech, do maintain some sort of eye contact with your partner. While you are out there speaking, everything you say might appear to make sense to you. However, for someone like your co-debater, who is sitting down and watching adjudicators take notes, it is more easier to determine if you are beating around the bush or saying something meaningful. If your teammate signals you to move on, do wind up your current argument and move on to the next point.

5) (to end on a cheerful note) Have fun! 

Well, this is not something most debaters shy from. But, still, don't stay stuck with your teammate/within your hotel rooms. Talk to other debaters about the weather, about the food (how Manila was awesome and TU sucks!), about debating in their countries, about just under everything under the sun. Argue with adjudicators (when you are dead sure you are right), go out for socials, get a drink, visit local tourist spots, buy random stuff, learn a word or two of a different language. Don't lose your morale after consecutive fourth's :P! Things always brighten up at the end of a tournament. It is the experience that counts, not your points. When everything seems down, just go all out for the next round. More often than not, you will end up winning it.

With this ends a comprehensive summary of the stuff Evita and I learnt at Berlin. Hope our experiences help you somewhat in becoming a debater of Monash standards :P!

Have a fabulous New Year and see in you future tournaments.

Friday, November 30, 2012

what if money DIDN'T MATTER?

Must-watch video which seeks to simplify much of life's complicated choice-making. All this by asking one simple question.
WHAT IF MONEY DIDN'T MATTER?